FUNNY STORY

CINTA ITU BUTA

Once there was a blind boy. He fall in love with a girl.One day girl asked him ..."

Will you mArry me?"He said ..." Yes i will, but when i shall be able to see you."After

some days someone donated him eyes. He was very happy to see his love. But when

he saw that girl was also blind. He refuse to mArry her.Before leaving,the girl

said ..." As you wish my dear But i want to say only one thing. Please Take Care Of My Eyes"


SECOND STORY
CINTA ITU MURAH KE
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a

husband from among many men…The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men

increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.There is,

however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from

that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the

building.So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.On the first

floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs.The woman reads

the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I

wonder what's further up?"So up she goes.The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 -

These men have jobs and love kids.The woman remarks to herself, "That's great,

but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.The third floor sign

reads:Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good

looking."Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"The fourth floor

sign reads:Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking

and help with the housework."Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,

there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.The fifth

floor sign reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good

looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."Oh, mercy

me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor

she goes.The sixth floor sign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this

floor.There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women

are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day.